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Valaisanne Zwickelbier 

Valaisanne Zwickelbier

Valaisanne Zwickelbier 

https://www.valaisanne.ch

Brewed by Valaisanne (Feldschlösschen)
Style: Zwickelbier 
Sion, Switzerland

Valaisanne Zwickelbier Valaisanne, a small Swiss brewery, that produce exciting craft beers. They produce a range of beers, a Zwickelbier, a Pale Ale, and a Weizen.  

Valais is a canton in southern Switzerland, the French speaking part of the country.

Feldschlösschen, the beer kings of Switzerland, now own the small brewery, further consolidating their strong grip on beer production in the nation. 

Review: 33cl bottle of Valaisanne Zwickelbier, Bière de Cave : 5.4% vol.

A Zwickelbier, also called Kellerbier, the literal translation is “Cellar Beer”, an unfiltered, “naturally cloudy” beer. The term is based on the fact that the beer comes directly “from the storage cellar”, ie drunk or bottled without filtration.

Valaisanne Zwickelbier Comes in a very decent looking bottle that has a well designed label and logo with pretty lettering, stands out. Bought in Coop, local supermarket. 

It is looking cloudy and I see a lot of sediment floating, and that’s from the bottle and even before I crack it open! It is a Zwickelbier for sure, bursting to get out! Wonder would this count as part of my 5 a day, what with all the nutrients on sight?

Looks very good on pour, getting a very nice decent sized white head, which settles very, very well, and a lovely golden coloured beer.

Not so cloudy when poured.

Head maintains very well, some good lacing. All in all it is a very good looking beer, very nice on the eye.

Valaisanne Zwickelbier Aroma of fruits and straw, all light though. Getting a red berry note. 

On the taste I am getting a lot of the grains buzzing around. Also a bit too hoppy and bitter at the front, but then too light in the aftertaste. 

Very light, nearly too soft, nothing really to excite the taste buds. Malty and sweet but all on the low end and very simple in flavour.  

 Smooth and easy to drink for sure, but lacking in anything to excite.

More like a lager, a bad one. Forgettable beer.

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Mahrs Bräu

Mahrs Bräu

Mahrs Bräu

https://www.mahrs.de

Brewed by Mahr’s Bräu 
Style: Helles 
Bamberg, Germany

Mahrs BräuThe Mahr brewery, with a history dating way back to the 17th century, is situated in Upper Franconia, in the city of Bamberg, northern Bavaria, Germany. The name of the brewery comes from a Karl Mahr who purchased the brewery in 1840. The early brewery changed hands a few times but since 1895 it is owned by the Michel family, now into its 4th generation of ownership under the stewardship of Stephan Michel.

They produce all the usual suspects one would expect from a large German brewery….. a Kellerbier, Pilsener’s, seasonal beers, a few varieties of bocks, a hell, and celebratory beers for local and regional gatherings, and a beer to be opened on New Years day. The beers are sold mostly in Western Europe, but also to the USA where they have their biggest market share worldwide. 

Review: 0,5l bottle of Mahrs Bräu Bamberg, Bamberger Original Helles: 4.9% vol.

Mahrs BräuLove the bottle and the logo, a striking light blue winged man, bit strange but stands out.

The appearance of the beer is one of a crisp golden yellow colour with a small white head. A lot of carbonation on the pour, gushing out, but it all quickly evaporates and the head dies a quick death. Bit flat in the look, not great at all.

Get a general lager smell on the nose, malty, grainy, earthy hops but not much of an aroma, pretty much odourless. Disappointing. 

Mahrs BräuA full bodied beer on the taste, nice and crisp is the initial reaction, all smooth and easy to drink, good first impression. Sweet malts and grains to the fore.

There is a slight aftertaste that is a bit “yuck”, but its ever so slight. Afterwards though, it does gnaw at me. 

Got that bitter taste a lot more in the second bottle. Was too much for me to ignore and enjoy this beer. Overdid it with the hops, powering over the malts, overbearing, and lingers. Could be the spiciness too. 

Overall a disappointing beer.

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Rosengarten Maisgold Spezial Bier

Rosengarten Maisgold Spezial Bier

http://www.einsiedlerbier.ch

Brewed by Rosengarten AG
Style: Sweet Corn Beer/Specialty Beer
Einsiedeln, Switzerland

Rosengarten (Rose Garden) is a family run brewery in the small town of Einsiedeln in central Switzerland. The Brewery is going for over a 100 years now and is well known in Switzerland for its specialty beers, most notably its corn beer, its “Maisgold” (corn gold).

Rosengarten Maisgold Spezial BierThe Obermühle Steinen mill wanted a beer to celebrate its anniversary, so they approached Wäfler, a Lucerne based brewery, with the idea of producing a beer made from corn, as a gift to its customers. Unfortunately, over time, the brewery went bankrupt and so was the end of the special beer. But there was a clamour from the public who had got found of this unique beer. So a new brewery was needed to continue this production. Not least the beer was a financial hit for the mill too!  In 1978, the Rosengarten brewery was asked if they would be prepared to produce a specialty beer with the maize from the Obermühle Steinen, and they agreed, and so in 1980 , the brewery launched the Maisgold.

It is by no means their only type of beer that they produce, as they also make lagers, wheat beers, and bocks, but it is their Maisgold that is their number one seller and what they are widely known for. 

Review: 33cl bottle of Rosengarten Maisgold Spezial Biere: 5% vol.

Rosengarten Maisgold Spezial BierThe beer is brewed with a share of about 30% corn from the Bruhin mill and from the Linthebene, barley malt and hops. The corn causes it to be tasty, light and rather sweetish.

Intriguing beer, never seen a sweetcorn beer on offer before so just had to buy it. Nice logo of a sweetcorn, making no doubt to whats the major ingredient here.

On pour we get a golden colour with a very disappointing white head. No head at all really, very slight, overall a very flat look. Doesn’t look great at all. 

Get a good whiff of barley malts in the smell, also it is quite wheaty and with corn on the nose. Smells like a regular lager. Not a bad aroma. 

Rosengarten Maisgold Spezial BierInitial taste is that its a very light beer, with a lot of malt.

Can taste the sweet corn for sure, it is there! It is very sweet and inoffensive, nothing to get too excited about either way. A strong taste of cereal and grains too, which wasn’t pleasant. 

The hops came to prominence after a while, and I found them a little too intense and not particularly nice to drink. Bit of an “urgh” aftertaste.

Overall I thought this beer was rather bland and nothing special, with or without the corn, big deal. Boring.

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As Juschts Amarillo Dark Ale

As Juschts Amarillo Dark Ale

As Juschts Amarillo Dark Ale

https://www.fleischundbrau.ch/

Brewed by Fleisch & Brau (Seisler-Bier)
Style: Dark Ale/Black IPA
Düdingen, Friborg, Switzerland

Fleisch & Brau run a small in-house brewery brewery in Alterswil, in the canton of Fribourg in western Switzerland, where the Seisler bier is brewed, stored and bottled or drunk. 

Fleisch & Brau stands for “Meat and Brewing” in English. So they also offer quality local meat and sausage produce and have a catering service on demand. A great mix of artisanal drinking and food culture. 

They take great pride in that all their meats are from the Fribourg region, with carefully bred animals on local farms dotted around the region. Added to this are food formulas that are more than 100 years old and made to a traditional style. 

They produce a few different varieties of beers, from a Hells, an Ale, an Amber, an Amarillo, a Weissbier, and a few festive beers, a Christmas beer or a “As Júscht’s Benichon” to commemorate a local Fribourg festival. At the moment Júscht’s is distributed by two major distributors and several Sensler retailers and hopes to expand in the next few years, all the time promoting a Fribourg drinking and eating culture to the masses. 

Review: 33cl bottle of As Juschts Amarillo Dark Ale: 4.8% vol.

A top fermented dark ale with hops coming all the way from Texas (Amarillo). 

Colour is one of a deep looking dark amber appearance, with a white head that doesn’t stick around too long.

As Juschts Amarillo Dark AleNot a whole lot in the bottle too which is a bit disappointing. 

Overall a bit of a flat look, not a great appearance it has to be said.

On the nose I get a very piercing fruity citrusy smell, and a real ale porter kind of aroma, of the dark malts and the caramel and toffee. The smell is nice enough and pleasant.

Smell is ok but toffee notes shine through for me.

The initial taste is like a coca cola, not bad, showing its Black IPA styles en masse, pleasant enough, with all the toasty malts fizzing around the taste buds. 

Nice and soft on the tongue, I like it, smooth and the hops don’t dominate, light bodied.

A slow burner to enjoy for sure, I like it, but not enough came out of the bottle!

Got some toffee flavours, dark malts, caramel which was particularly nice to taste, also got a hint of grapefruits or some similar fruits. All the flavours are very well balanced, albeit they are on the low level in terms on hitting the spot, all very light. 

Not a bad one overall and a beer I might return to in the future for another tryout. Nice. 

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Duff Beer

The Legendary Duff Beer

Duff Beer

https://www.duff-beverage.com/duff-beer.html

Brewed by Duff beverage GmbH
Style: European Pale Lager 
Lohnbrauhausen, Germany

“Can’t get enough of that wonderful Duff!”

Who hasn’t heard of Duff Beer? From the TV show, The Simpsons, its Homers go to beer, and a brand that doesn’t need any advertising. Homers love of the beer knows no bounds, “Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die” 

Where the beer got the name “Duff” has always intrigued fans of the show. The actual word is slang in England for “Useless” or “Broken”, but I have never heard it used. I do know it can be a surname (Damien Duff anyone), and in Ireland to be “Up the Duff” means that the girl got pregnant! So perhaps Duff signifies a useless over rated everyday common mans swill, ie like Budweiser? For sure Homer is that beer guzzler who doesn’t give a fuck what he is drinking. 

With the success of the show it was only a matter of time that some real breweries got in on the action and started making “Duff Beer” a reality, and resulting in numerous legal actions and naming disputes. 

Duff BeerIn the late 1990’s, the Lion Nathan brewery in Australia produced a beer called “Duff Beer”. 20th Century Fox brought legal action against the company. The product was ordered to be pulled off store shelves and destroyed, even though the beer had no direct relation to the comedy series, or any similar colouring or logo design. A similar thing happened to Duff Brewery in Dunedin, New Zealand who were brewing their stuff well before even the Simpsons were on the box. To escape heavy court cases and legal drama the company changed the name eventually to McDuff in the end!

Since 2006, Rodrigo Contreras, from Guadalajara, Mexico has sold Duff beer. Registering the “Duff” trademark in Mexico, Contreras designed the bottle to be identical to the one portrayed on The Simpsons TV show. Since its inception, the Mexican brand Duff has spread to other countries in Latin-America, most notably to Brazil, Chile, Colombia, among others.

In Germany, we got the Duff Beverage GmbH rolling out their Duffs in 1999, while the Eschweger Klosterbrauerei, a brewery in Hessen, brewed their version of Duff Beer under the German Reinheitsgebot, under contract for Duff Beer UG. Two Duffs, one country, crazy stuff! Or that’s what I think, it isn’t very clear, and there might have even been a division between the two German Duffs, ex colleagues and partners doing their own versions and hence the two different brands. I am not sure on this one, but all I know is that the Duff Beverage GmbH is the original and authorized German Duff beer!! (For now at least!!) 

In Chile, unauthorized “Duff beer” in the country, was rampant, literally the beer was to be found everywhere. This was the straw that broke the camels back. 21st Century Fox just had to step in. 

Because so many breweries were capitalizing on “Duff Beer”, 21st Century Fox finally relented and decided to sell their own version, the true version you could say, of “Duff Beer”. Much easier to take on the cowboys when you have an actual real life brand at hand rather than something just on the TV screens (Intellectual property laws tend to be hard to enforce for fictional products). Previously Matt Groening, the Simpsons creator, had stated that he did not wish to license the Duff trademark and sell an actual beer as he was worried it would encourage children to drink. Yeah for sure! Cause a drunken half naked beer bellied Homer is something that kids can aspire to (I guess!)

An officially licensed Duff Beer is sold at the show’s themed areas at Universal Studios parks in Orlando and Los Angeles, in replicas of Moe’s Tavern and a waterfront Duff Brewery. They also sell a canned energy drink in a can that is designed to look exactly a Duff beer can from the show. In 2015, they began selling licensed Duff beer in Chile, and in time they hope to expand worldwide.

Duff BeerFor the actual show version of the beer, Duff is made by Duff Breweries in Springfield, small town USA. Duffman, a superhero kind of guy, is their always enthusiastic spokesman all the time wearing a utility belt full of cans of Duff Beer. The beer’s slogan is “Can’t Get Enough of That Wonderful Duff”, though there are others.

In the show there are quite a few varieties of Duff Beer. Despite Homer and Barney not noticing, regular Duff, Duff Light, and Duff Dry are the same beer, we have a Duff Stout, “the beer that made Ireland famous”,  a “Scandinavian Düff, the Beer of Danish Kings”, a Malaysian Duff” made of soy sauce, a Duffenbrau, the higher-quality “semi-imported” version of Duff, Raspberry Duff, Tartar-Control Duff, and Lady Duff for women (which is just regular Duff Beer in a pink can!), a Duff Zero, a completely alcohol-free variant with all the taste and flavor of regular Duff, the Duff 200, made of pure 200-proof grain alcohol, with the slogan “NOTHIN’ BUT BOOZE”, a Cuban beer called El Duffo, a bottle of Canadian Duff (or Le Duff avec Codeine on the label in French), which is laced with Cough Medicine, amongst a host of other Duff varieties mentioned in the show. Fudd is the beer enjoyed by residents of Shelbyville, the rival town to the Simpsons’ home of Springfield.

Review: 0,5l red can of Duff Beer: 4.9% vol.

“The Legendary Duff Beer” is how this beer is marketed! From Germany, and they call it a craft beer on their site, cheeky buggers! 

Comes in a can or a bottle. I got mine in a can from Lidl no doubt! 

“The legendary beer”, is written on the distinctive looking can, all red and bits of blue, fairly colourful anyway. But no mention of the actual Simpsons show, Homer, or in fact who the brewery is. Very ominous.

With no real link to the show, its obvious this brewery is taking the mick, but anyhow lets get stuck in.

Duff BeerVery carbonated on pour, all fizzing away no end, resulting in a very nice and white frothy headed beer that has a nice clear golden colour.  Some slight lacing going on. The beer manages to maintain its head throughout. Overall its a pretty decent looking beer. A good start!.

On the nose I get a lot of malts, grains and cereals, overall a general clean lager smell. Standard smell, not bad, not great, ok but faint enough.

Get a lot in the can which is great. But whats not so great is the taste, very dish watery, not great at all.

Tastes like a low grade regular lager, the corn and grains are detected, but not as smooth and a bit “urgh” if I am to be honest. Not as smooth as you would like, bit too bitter and metallic for my liking.

Forgettable lager really. No real taste to it. It is ok I guess but overall just nothing for it to stand out in the mass market of boring lagers………….except of course its name! 

Perhaps that is the whole point? Make a light lager that is even worse than most beers. Sure isn’t that what Homer would be drinking? But something tells me that is not what they were gunning for. They really could have made more of an effort I think, they have a great name and are from traditional beer kings, Germany and they produce this? Tsk!

A one off purchase beer, just bought for the name value. A gimmick!

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